It's not a cry you can hear at night, it's not somebody who's seen the light...

Still sleeping ALL THE TIME. And it is SO BORING. I want to do something else, but I always exhaust myself when I try. I did about four comments in FS and I had to take a three hour nap. I have never been this ridiculously tired in my life. And I am complaining about it here in an attempt to not fall asleep AGAIN. I want to stay awake so I can, oh I don't know, spend more than 5 hours today awake instead of asleep. Because so far, five hours is all I have had.

Tomorrow I finally get to go to the doctor's and get answers. Hopefully I will not fall asleep on the bus and end up on a round trip circle around the city. Actually the roads should keep me awake :| Then I am going shopping because darnit, I want things. Like cheese toastie things, not...shoes or whatnot. And then I will probably sleep for two days because of all the energy I used being out for like two hours of my life.

Waahhhmbulance!

The good part is I have books on the way, and I have Market Spice tea in the meantime. And kitties who snuggle. Even if sometimes Echo puts her nose in my mouth when attempting to snuggle my cheek. It's kind of gross.

Also she crapped in my corner today. Then Helios tried to help cover it up, but since it was on the carpet, all he did was spread it all over my wall. They're so helpful sometimes.

My cat just had poo stuck to her bum. This is not the first time this has happened to her, because she is one classy lady. But apparently to fix it this time, she felt she needed to DRAG ASS ALL OVER MY CARPET!

Ariadne, I love your squishable face and your adorable everything, but DO NOT DRAG YOUR ASS ON MY CARPET! I just scrubbed an epic, wonky poo trail six feet long, AFTER removing the offending poonugget from her fur while she gave me an evil glare for interfering with her bathing process. Yeah, sorry I didn't want you ingesting it in order to get it off yourself.

It's been a hell of a day. So now instead of calling her 'kitten' or 'chicken' (she hardly ever gets called Ariadne) I am going to call her Skidmark.

She earned it.

...my goodness this entry is disgusting. The joys of pet ownership. It's a glamorous thing, you guys.

I'll post about placement later. Too tired for life and I feel beyond ill.

Alison was supposed to go to bed but she just came out here to get a drink and there is no way that we could possibly ever explain the conversation that just occurred between us, but it was epic hilarity though it was the kind where you had to be there and now my stomach hurts from laughing. It was pure ridiculousness and we both laughed so hard, and I feel like I might vomit.

And then I thought, "you know what? I think I feel like this at least once a day." I think living in a house where you laugh so hard you think you might vomit at least once a day is pretty damn awesome, no matter what else is going on in my messed up little world.

Long live the LFoD and all it's denizens, past and present!

EDIT: For more examples of why the LFoD is the greatest place on Earth, I present Alison's Overheard in the LFoD tag in her journal which is chock full of hilarity and quotes.

My head hurts from laughing.

HELLO, INTERNET WORLD, I MISSED YOU FOR SRS!

To be honest though, it was nice to just BE for a few days. Really nice. There were two days when I didn't touch a computer AT ALL. Two days I was driving and that leave twoish days when I spent a few hours on the computer writing each, since mostly in my down time I was reading a 300-page book. And I managed 11,500 words in only a few hours. Having no distractions = awesome.

And we saw a kiwi bird!! OMG CUTEST THING EVER IN THE WORLD!

But we are home now, and Ryan Reynolds is back at his home. He was SUCH a good car and we miss him. We had Ariadne-snuggles and internet-checking and I am talking to Ren <3 and soon there will be spaghetti.

Also? Charades are still hilarious when you are nearly thirty. Even the silly kid game ones (we wrote our own after the first night which were amazing) I was acting out Pooh Bear and they had the bear part. I acted out 'poo' because I am incredible, and Alison yelled out 'SHIT BEAR'! And they had red-nosed and when I mimed antlers, she yelled 'MOOSE' and it was, of course, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. ...you had to be there. But Alison is a unique and beautiful lady and there was much laughter.

AHahhahah shit bear. Good times.