It's not a cry you can hear at night, it's not somebody who's seen the light...

It's supposed to snow again here this weekend. Report! Apparently Sunday and Monday it's going to be all cold and gloooomy! So we shall shop tomorrow so there is no need to walk to the store in the snow. Wheee.

This very cold outbreak is likely to cause significant disruption to the country,as was the case with the last cold outbreak about two weeks ago.

The weather is welcome to disrupt my essay due date!

EDIT:

Lara: "I had three onions for lunch. I wanted some so I cooked three and ate them."
Alison: "I love you!"
Lara: "...I love you too. Why?"
Alison: "You decide you want something and then you fry it up and you eat it!"

Leah: "I have to think of a medieval Scottish name."
Me: (just pulling out first Scottish name I could think of. "Macbeth!"
Leah: "Yes. I am going to name my female kelpie Macbetha."
Me: "...Macbethany?"

Christ I am so clever it hurts me sometimes.

No, like...really. I laughed so hard at this (I tend to find myself funnier than anyone else does, something that always baffles me because like...I am amazing...) and it hurt my stupid chest.

Sitting in class today was excruciating. And then don't even get me started on how the rest of the day sucked major ass. At least I am home now with my girls, ignoring the rest of the shitty world.

I do not go to parties, but last night Alison went to one and she texted me many times. It was an epic text conversation. She has recently turned predictive text on. This is a case for not doing so...

Herein lies a record of Alison's amazing drunk!texts. I was laughing all night long.

( Unfiluted Absintie )

The LFoD continues to be hilarious.

Luke: "Tequila is the Devil's urine."
Leah: "I love it when the devil pisses on me then!"

And that is all you get because I am still miffed at the world.

So, last night we went to see Black Swan and it was awesome and messed up. And then, just now, Alison said THIS.

Alison: "Last night I had this dream, and I don't remember all of it. It was like Black Swan and I woke up like :|. But all I remember is that Rupert Grint was the Red Swan."

And I just laughed so hard my lungs hurt. Again. :D Imagining that movie with Ron Weasley instead of Natalie Portman is just...hilarious.

We were watching Being Human earlier and my housemates had this conversation-

Leah: "Alison, do you know what's about to happen? We're about to watch Aiden Turner have sex! That'll make everything better."

Alison: "I did a really gross burp earlier and I almost threw up."

Leah: "...I liked my story better."

And then we watched Shawshank Redemption and Alison had never seen it before. She is currently bawling on her chair. She said, "I am going to bottle my tears and send them to Stephen King!"

I might have laughed very hard about that. She is amazing.

I...have had some wine. And I don't usually drink. And when I do, it's something very low in alcohol content like moscato. But there was earthquake-damaged Riesling at the supermarket so I got it AND moscato. And Cab Sav for Alison. And then I drank a whole bunch. (Typing this is interesting because I refuse to leave it all typoed.)

Alison has been QUOTING ME at her journal phfa and it is not fair, but she showed me a gif of this bird doing a moonwalk and apparently I said the following:

Lara: He moves like Michael Jackson! I bet Michael Jackson thinks he's that smooth.

Alison being a downer: He's dead.

Lara: NO HE STILL THINKS IT!

Alison: Oh nooo. MJ is like Elvis in this house isn't he?

Lara: I am Elvis in this house. I am Elvis. Because I like him and I know his songs. He sings a song about being in a jail. He also sings a song about being a hound dog. Which I think is a metaphor. For being an arsehole. Alison, Alison, Alison, stop it. Alison. Alison.* Stop writing. He has a song also, about his shoes. Because they were made out of this special blue suede. This song about this hotel, for lonely people. And he also has a song and Perry White dances at his desk and his parents were like, he isn't perry white, but he was! He smelled the space racks** and then he was dancing. Alison you are so many hiccups right now. You are made of them!

* About 20 'Alisons' have been cut from th2is sequence. Like Bernard. Bernard.

** Apparently this is "space rats"

Yep. That's pretty much about right. And the song Perry danced to was hunka-hunka burnin' love.

Alison just gave me MORE wine. Why is she crazy so crazy in the face place?

Watched Tim Minchin's Enough Rope interview on Youtube. It's in 3 parts (the first part is here if you are interested and the other parts you can get to on the side menu) and he is adorbs when he talks about his wife. "Sarah's nice, I like her". His views on religion are much like my brother's too. They do seem really alike in their wit, which makes me adore Tim all the more.

ANYWAY then I had banana cake that Laura made. And then this happened because Laura and Leah are watching The Fifth Element.

Me: "GARY OLDMANNNN! It's okay he's annoying in this movie."
Laura: "He's in this movie? Who is he?"
Me: "The bad guy."
Laura: "...I thought Gary Oldman was short. And black."
Leah: "...that's Gary Colman"

Cue me nearly choking on my cake.

Me: *singing Lady Gaga while bending over* "Hold me and love me-"
Ali: *complies, hugging me backwards*
Me: "AAAUUUGGHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Ali: "I was just doing what you told me!!"

Ali: "I gave you Alina's love the other day, right?"
Me: "No."
Ali: "... Alina sends her love."

Ali is a special one :D

Also? I am going to go to a Halloween party. Me. I am SO going. I am going to be brave. Watch me be brave.

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!

Leah: "Megadeth is playing in Auckland. Oh my God, how will they fit Dave Mustaine's ego there?!"

I love my housemates. They are made of total and complete win.

Also? Today I saw around in the sun with my Social Work peeps and, randomly, we decided to roll down the hill. So we did. Because why not, right?! I got grass all over myself and it was awesome. And then I got my hair cut.

The end.


(I lied)

Ali: *flails* FUCK OFF!!!!!!! ....moth.

(and again)

Ali: Oh my GOD it's 11.
Me: I know, I was about to toddle off.
Ali: WHAT?! (I suspect she was feigning surprise...)
Me: To my bed, not to death!
Ali: ...who toddles off to death?!!?
Me: ...EVERYONE, EVENTUALLY!
Ali: ....I know, but- ...!!!

And then we laughed really hard.