This is about catpoo. Don't read if you are somehow offended by cat poo.

[artemisofluna]

My cat just had poo stuck to her bum. This is not the first time this has happened to her, because she is one classy lady. But apparently to fix it this time, she felt she needed to DRAG ASS ALL OVER MY CARPET!

Ariadne, I love your squishable face and your adorable everything, but DO NOT DRAG YOUR ASS ON MY CARPET! I just scrubbed an epic, wonky poo trail six feet long, AFTER removing the offending poonugget from her fur while she gave me an evil glare for interfering with her bathing process. Yeah, sorry I didn't want you ingesting it in order to get it off yourself.

It's been a hell of a day. So now instead of calling her 'kitten' or 'chicken' (she hardly ever gets called Ariadne) I am going to call her Skidmark.

She earned it.

...my goodness this entry is disgusting. The joys of pet ownership. It's a glamorous thing, you guys.

I'll post about placement later. Too tired for life and I feel beyond ill.

Comments

[shatters.livejournal.com]

askjdjaksdadakslda ARIADNE x.x

This is when I'm glad chinnies have tiny, non-smelling, non-gooey poop you can just scoop. On the bad side, their pee is like...radioactive.


[edit] non-gooey poop you can just scoop ..........askldjasdjka wtf

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

It actually didn't smell, which was good! It was just rather gross, since I have germ issues anyway!

YOU MAKE A POO RHYME! DIG IT!

[shatters.livejournal.com]

Understandable alsjdza added to if you have a disgruntled kitty going DX stop that.


aksjdalsdla /cries lasdkls;a

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

She got over it! And luckily, I find it terribly amusing now that it's all cleaned up! I basically think she's the best thing ever, pootrails and all.

:D!

[shatters.livejournal.com]

Animals are the best thing ever. They are just *_* true love.

/LOVES YOU

[shoemoney2night.livejournal.com]

Eeee, poo-bums are the worst. D: Alfie is a big ball of fluff (and the spitting image of Grug from behind) and occasionally he gets a poo caught in the bum-fur, too. It is so very gross. Fortunately he's never given my poo-trails, though!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Oh my god, that Grug picture just gave me childhood flashbacks. I remember him!

[shoemoney2night.livejournal.com]

Grug was awesome!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

It was my first, and hopefully my last pootrail! She's a unique little thing...

[shoemoney2night.livejournal.com]

Hee, the joys of pets. xD

[pretty-kozi.livejournal.com]

Oh the joys of cat parenthood. I honestly enjoyed this entry because I laughed and can totally sympathize.

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

I am glad you laughed, I did too :D

[pretty-kozi.livejournal.com]

The things that our pets do to keep us entertained and grossed out at the same time.

[(Anonymous)]

This comes at an appropriate time, because at this very moment Olympus has a turd caught in his bumfur, and mum and I have to get around to giving him a bath to clean it all off.

And LOL Skidmark. ♥

I've never known a cat to drag, oddly enough. xD Much less six feet.

Also, that icon is truly perfect for the content of this entry. I like to imagine that that's everyone's face when they find poo skidmarks, regardless of their origin or size.

FUCKING FINE, LJ, TELL ME I'M LOGGED IN WHEN I AIN'T. That's nice, too. >:|

[judo-creature.livejournal.com]

This comes at an appropriate time, because at this very moment Olympus has a turd caught in his bumfur, and mum and I have to get around to giving him a bath to clean it all off.

And LOL Skidmark. ♥

I've never known a cat to drag, oddly enough. xD Much less six feet.

Also, that icon is truly perfect for the content of this entry. I like to imagine that that's everyone's face when they find poo skidmarks, regardless of their origin or size.

LJ, you lying bitch.

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

Bumfur is such a hassle! She's a medium-hair cat but her bumfluff is apparently problematic!

:D!

I have never seen it either! It was in circles all over my room. Little brat.

Pretty much!

[nyas-lair.livejournal.com]

LOL oh Kitties <3

Get well soon!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

She's pleased with herself, I think!

Thank you!

[hysteria74.livejournal.com]

awww cats dontyajustlove'em???? Mine has taken to pooing in one corner of my living room, as he can't quite get his head around his new human toilet based toilet training. I am going to have to come up with a stratergy of some sort... grrrr.....

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

Oh MAN! Ariadne hasn't ever gone anywhere other than her litterbox, which is quite grand of her, really! My cat Bella used to poo everywhere.

[ajat.livejournal.com]

Uh oh, poo. You poor things :( She was not careful in the litterbox, yes ?

'Skidmark' sounds fantastic :D :D

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

Apparently not!

:D!

[onehoureternity.livejournal.com]

I laughed, because Merlin had his own litterbox adventure the other day-the first time since I've had him where he didn't use it. SO GROSS. CUE EPIC HANDWASHING.

Oh kitties. Be glad you're so cute.

And Skidmark is a great name. XD

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

Augh, yessss.

They should be!

:D

[oldtincan.livejournal.com]

This made me laugh, and therefore made my day. Thankyou ^_^
Alternatively, gross.

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

Excellent!

[tirunideth.livejournal.com]

I don't know why, but this post just made me crack up laughing for 5 minutes. Thank-you for that pick me up.

It sucks that she left poo-trails, but the way your wrote it is hilarious.

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

I am glad to provide, lovely!