This is about catpoo. Don't read if you are somehow offended by cat poo.

[artemisofluna]

My cat just had poo stuck to her bum. This is not the first time this has happened to her, because she is one classy lady. But apparently to fix it this time, she felt she needed to DRAG ASS ALL OVER MY CARPET!

Ariadne, I love your squishable face and your adorable everything, but DO NOT DRAG YOUR ASS ON MY CARPET! I just scrubbed an epic, wonky poo trail six feet long, AFTER removing the offending poonugget from her fur while she gave me an evil glare for interfering with her bathing process. Yeah, sorry I didn't want you ingesting it in order to get it off yourself.

It's been a hell of a day. So now instead of calling her 'kitten' or 'chicken' (she hardly ever gets called Ariadne) I am going to call her Skidmark.

She earned it.

...my goodness this entry is disgusting. The joys of pet ownership. It's a glamorous thing, you guys.

I'll post about placement later. Too tired for life and I feel beyond ill.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

This comes at an appropriate time, because at this very moment Olympus has a turd caught in his bumfur, and mum and I have to get around to giving him a bath to clean it all off.

And LOL Skidmark. ♥

I've never known a cat to drag, oddly enough. xD Much less six feet.

Also, that icon is truly perfect for the content of this entry. I like to imagine that that's everyone's face when they find poo skidmarks, regardless of their origin or size.