This is about catpoo. Don't read if you are somehow offended by cat poo.

[artemisofluna]

My cat just had poo stuck to her bum. This is not the first time this has happened to her, because she is one classy lady. But apparently to fix it this time, she felt she needed to DRAG ASS ALL OVER MY CARPET!

Ariadne, I love your squishable face and your adorable everything, but DO NOT DRAG YOUR ASS ON MY CARPET! I just scrubbed an epic, wonky poo trail six feet long, AFTER removing the offending poonugget from her fur while she gave me an evil glare for interfering with her bathing process. Yeah, sorry I didn't want you ingesting it in order to get it off yourself.

It's been a hell of a day. So now instead of calling her 'kitten' or 'chicken' (she hardly ever gets called Ariadne) I am going to call her Skidmark.

She earned it.

...my goodness this entry is disgusting. The joys of pet ownership. It's a glamorous thing, you guys.

I'll post about placement later. Too tired for life and I feel beyond ill.

Comments

[shatters.livejournal.com]

askjdjaksdadakslda ARIADNE x.x

This is when I'm glad chinnies have tiny, non-smelling, non-gooey poop you can just scoop. On the bad side, their pee is like...radioactive.


[edit] non-gooey poop you can just scoop ..........askldjasdjka wtf

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

It actually didn't smell, which was good! It was just rather gross, since I have germ issues anyway!

YOU MAKE A POO RHYME! DIG IT!

[shatters.livejournal.com]

Understandable alsjdza added to if you have a disgruntled kitty going DX stop that.


aksjdalsdla /cries lasdkls;a

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

She got over it! And luckily, I find it terribly amusing now that it's all cleaned up! I basically think she's the best thing ever, pootrails and all.

:D!

[shatters.livejournal.com]

Animals are the best thing ever. They are just *_* true love.

/LOVES YOU