It's not a cry you can hear at night, it's not somebody who's seen the light...

Oh my god. I just watched Stardust. I am in love. Neil Gaiman, why are you so goddamn lovely? Why do you write the most awesome things?

Oh right. Because you are the most awesome. True fax.

In the end of the movie I yelled "BUT WHO IS GOING TO SHINE UP THERE" and then my question was answered and I'm so gosh darn HEARTWARMED I could heat...a...cold place. And then the three of us giggled because we quoted Boosh. "Look at them shine! Look at them shinin'. Look at them shine!"

No, but seriously. Love. And Henry Cavill had twat hair in it and then he made SEX EYES at ROBERT DE NIRO who was the most fabulous person who ever fabuloused... Henry Cavill was supposed to be with Sienna Miller but he winked at Robert who is a MUCH BETTER CHOICE yes he is. I approve. Go make fabulous sex.

Also, Charlie Cox DOES = Peter Rodgers when he gets a makeover. It was pretty awesome.

Why did I wait until now to see this movie? It's been out forever, and I love Gaiman. *sigh* But now I have seen it and I can go to sleep with a warmed heart. All together now. "D'awwwwww!"

Why do you make me question my sexuality, Aragorn. It's rude. Stop being so attractive when you're dirty. And penis-having. I do not appreciate this confusion.

So...obviously I am watching Return of the King (had to be one of the three) and the kitten was watching intently, but now she is asleep against my leg and twitching which is really weird.

Oh...oh god, Billy Boyd is about to sing. Oh this song. Leah and I had to stop and watch it. We've already spent the movie wailing and she watched it two weeks ago!

One week til I head to the US! I have to leave my Ali and my Leah behind. And my Ariadne. I am not pleased with this. And when I get back, the kitty will be here, but Ali and Leah will be at Leah's dad's house in Nimbin and so I won't see them for three weeks. *clings*

Separatiionnn iisssuueesss.

My cat's breath smells like cat food. True story. :(

It's 3:30 in the morning. I should be in bed. Clearly.

(If the movie doesn't make Leah cry, this icon will...)

Longer rant about today later because this should be documented but for now...

I AM NOT STRAIGHT!

It really pisses me off when people assume I am. And then I get annoyed when people don't understand WHY that upsets me. I guess I can deal with the assumption because a lot of people assume MOST people are straight unless they conform to a stereotype they have created in their own heads and they see in the media, but to then not understand why I don't like being called 'straight' because it's not 'normal' so I should be glad to be assumed to be normal....

...big fuck you.

I kind of realised that the reason I finally had enough of Heather Doney's shit (she was a girl I knew in high school and she was unkind but we kind of put up with it) when I turned 18 and finally cut off all contact with her, was because of the way she handled her best friend coming out. Heather came to ME sobbing saying that something was wrong with Amber and when I asked if Amber was sick, because my first assumption was cancer, Heather said, "she is sick!" And when I asked what she had, Heather said, "she's bisexual!!" And since I was pretty much struggling with my own sexuality at the time, that was NOT what I needed to hear. As soon as I got away from her (and moved to Uni) I was able to admit it to the people closest to me. She would have made that unbearable.

I'm not sick. I'm not abnormal. I'm just not straight. And if you don't like it, I really don't care anymore.