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[artemisofluna]

Because it's easier to copy and paste than to write it out... My mother has amazing skills of keeping things for too long. Really.

Lara: I just found a cake mix in the cupboard from 1988. Which means this cake mix moved with us from Seattle to Kalispell and then Kalispell to here. This cake mix has been in my cupboards since I was 7. I don't even know.

Simon: LOL

Lara: If I asked her, she would probably said, "I might need it sometime." "WHY WOULD YOU NEED A LEMON CAKE FROM 1988!?" Zombie Apocalypse.

Simon: You could probably kill a zombie with a 23 year old lemon cake.

Lara: I think so!

Simon: cure for the zombie virus right there.

Lara: As long as you followed the high-altitude baking instructions if you lived here. Otherwise they would be like "this bullshit didn't even rise" *NOMS YOUR FACE*

Simon: LOL well yes

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Mmmm zombie cake...

[phfa.livejournal.com]

High altitude baking?! Is that a real thing? IS MONTANA ON A MOUNTAIN!?

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

It is! And Helena is in mountains! :D

[phfa.livejournal.com]

Yes but what does it meeaan? Does altitude affect yeast? What is going on?

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I don't make bread! It just said "high-altitude baking instructions" on the side of the 23 year old box!

[phfa.livejournal.com]

I AM GOING TO GOOGLE THIS SHIT.


Me and woot have been unsobering ourselves all afternoon :D

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

HAHHAHAHHAA awww!

Unsurprising ;) But yes, it said anything over 3,000 feet should use high-altituge baking blabalablah and it's 3,877 here.

[phfa.livejournal.com]

But but BUT LARA, is Seattle over 3000 feet?! Is it? If it is not then I think you should ask your mother some serious questions about whether she is psychic or not.

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

Oh, Alison.

They put the high-altitude baking instructions on every box of cake mix.

Also 'high-altitude baking instructions' doesn't even sound like a thing any more. I should name a band that :D

[phfa.livejournal.com]

Are you patronising me over the internet! You cow! Your cat is very silly! Her (Echo) favourite new game is hiding in plastics bags and mauling her way out, then sitting there with the bag in shreds around her arse looking smug.

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

NO I was amused! Also that sounds like a fun game!

HEY HEY HEY next week the kitties will need their flea treatment. Remember to take Ariadne's collar off and then keep track of her so she doesn't end up outside without it. Then put the collar back on 24 hours later!

Our gift to you

[phfa.livejournal.com]

This is my with my foot:

loadra tyou don't like my fgedert

This is Jen:

bwahaha fully totes typing with my footsies lolza i haz teh skiillz and also fluff between my toes its not shit or toe jam i promise!


Jen managed an exclamation point! Go Jen!!

Re: Our gift to you

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

OH THANK YOU! I AM SO HAPPY. :|

[athenarising.livejournal.com]

Sigh. A few years ago I made them, throw away all their first aid supples from the 50's and 6o's. Not that I'm a whole lot better

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHAHAHHA! I am not even a little bit surprised by this at all. Larry was trying to convince me it wasn't that old and the date was just a trademark date. Until I found a contest on the box that ended in May of 1990. So the cake MAY have been from then! That's still a cake who can drink, man.