Go with me here...

[artemisofluna]

Uhm.

...a flying saucer just landed outside my house. I heard this weird noise and then something bumped into the porch and I squealed. I got up to look out the window and there is this THING there against the steps all lit up in red lights. It's small and probably remote controlled, which means a human is attached to it somewhere out of sight, so no way in hell am I going out there to check. That seems like a nice way to lure someone out of their house (lolparanoid). But I am not kidding. There is an alien spacecraft replica outside. It landed at my doorstep. It has flashy lights.

Why me, you guys? Seriously. What in the freaking hell?!

...I am going to go look and see if it's gone. If I see a face out there I might shit my pants. Wish me no monsters!



So. It's gone now. I didn't hear anyone come up the drive, and it's gravel so if a person came to retrieve it they had to walk on the grass. Which means they were trying to be sneaky. WHICH I AM SORRY, BUT I DO NOT LIKE!!

I don't even know. I swear to shit I'm not crazy though. I'm really not. Well. Not about this. I wouldn't put it past one of the KAOS people to have come to show us their new toy, but I still find it unsettling. I checked all the locks. YOU SHALL NOT PASS, SAUCER OWNER!

EDIT: I just looked at my 'this shit actually happens' tag (which is amazing reading, by the way because even I forget the weird crap that happens to me but...yeah) and I found the entry where I ran into the Cardinal Archbishop of Westminster, literally, and then acted like a dick. It's here and it makes me laugh still!

Comments

[arklan.livejournal.com]

man, the range on this thing is amazing!! *manical laughter*

[pretty-kozi.livejournal.com]

If the aliens are finally cling to destroy us---we need a bigger impression. XD

I got up to look out the window and there is this THING there against the steps all lit up in red lights. It's small and probably remote controlled, which means a human is attached to it.

That cracked me up. Reminds me of the times you find things as a kid and the imagination runs wild. But as kids we are far more susceptible to jumping out to get the answer. We get old and go 'nuuuu-uuuuuuh ain't goin out there!' could you hear my slightly southern/North Carolinian accent there? If you didnt it's there, I promise. =D

[roselet.livejournal.com]

Freaky! At least you haven't been abducted.

I'm sorry that I haven't made risotto for you yet. My sinuses are still angry at me. How about tomorrow night?

[death-ray.livejournal.com]

omg wat *giggles*

My boy says 'there's probably some 12 yo boy somewhere going "hurr durr" and playing with his remote control.'

*shudders*

[toley-elf.livejournal.com]

Hehehe I remember that. :)

[ajat.livejournal.com]

:D This sounds fun. Who was it ?

[phfa.livejournal.com]

SO CONFUSED! I wouldn't put it past Angelo in his younger years, except remote controlled stuff seems a bit high tech for him. The most he's sent over the fence in the past ten years has been rocks and eggs. Classy boy.

You could let Ma and Pa know, they'd be interested...