It's not a cry you can hear at night, it's not somebody who's seen the light...

Today Alison and I went to buy slippers and other various things. I ended up with two left slippers. I am not kidding. They were tied together too, so someone was having a laugh. Or a derp. Either way, I get to take them back when I have time :| BUT we got a clothes hanger dryey thing! It's blue! And I almost got a coat. I need to think about it. I do need one though. Coats are hard to find since I have epic man-shoulders. They never fit right and I can't lift my arms.

I ordered the cats a treehouse scratchy thing. I also got myself another bookshelf and a tower for some of my DVDs as they are overflowing out in the living room. I will have to move my desk out of my room to make a place for allll the books. I love books. I ordered Sherlock Holmes with MY BRIDGE on the cover! How excited am I!?

It is cold today. *hides under heater*

We re-arranged the living room and next will be my room and Ali's room and we did the dining room yesterday too. It's all exciting! I also put together a puzzle of my bridge which is on the top of the bookshelf in the dining room. It is a 3-D puzzle which I did myself. I am impressed. I suck at puzzles. But it is beautimous.

We gave my doll of The Master a makeover too and now he is gorgeous despite his epic fruit-punch mouth. LOL Buffy humour. He is wearing a hat and a veil and...carrying an orca. He fits right in!

This house has so many books in it. It makes me so happy.

Uhm.

...a flying saucer just landed outside my house. I heard this weird noise and then something bumped into the porch and I squealed. I got up to look out the window and there is this THING there against the steps all lit up in red lights. It's small and probably remote controlled, which means a human is attached to it somewhere out of sight, so no way in hell am I going out there to check. That seems like a nice way to lure someone out of their house (lolparanoid). But I am not kidding. There is an alien spacecraft replica outside. It landed at my doorstep. It has flashy lights.

Why me, you guys? Seriously. What in the freaking hell?!

...I am going to go look and see if it's gone. If I see a face out there I might shit my pants. Wish me no monsters!



So. It's gone now. I didn't hear anyone come up the drive, and it's gravel so if a person came to retrieve it they had to walk on the grass. Which means they were trying to be sneaky. WHICH I AM SORRY, BUT I DO NOT LIKE!!

I don't even know. I swear to shit I'm not crazy though. I'm really not. Well. Not about this. I wouldn't put it past one of the KAOS people to have come to show us their new toy, but I still find it unsettling. I checked all the locks. YOU SHALL NOT PASS, SAUCER OWNER!

EDIT: I just looked at my 'this shit actually happens' tag (which is amazing reading, by the way because even I forget the weird crap that happens to me but...yeah) and I found the entry where I ran into the Cardinal Archbishop of Westminster, literally, and then acted like a dick. It's here and it makes me laugh still!

Right...so...yesterday I saw a monk crossing the street and thought it was a big deal....heh.

Today I fucking met the Cardinal Archbishop of fucking Westminster. Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O'Connor

What was I doing at the time? Listening to "Deleted Scenes of a Snuff Princess" by Cradle of Filth in the halls of the Australian Catholic Uni. Heh. Oops. And I ran into him. Like right smack dab into him. And I was like (NOT OUT LOUD) "Holy shite it's a priest!" Because he wasn't dressed all...in red or anything. (My theology professor said he was dressed as a Collingwood Supporter. Oh hah hah) And then someone was like "Lara, that's the Cardinal Archbishop of Westminster" and I said and I FUCKING QUOTE:

"Oh! I'm sorry I ran into you....uhm...I'm not catholic so I don't know what to call you!" Meanwhile my theology professor snorted and the cardinal was nice enough to give me a kind look, pat silly little me on my shoulder and say "It's 'your eminence'" meanwhile I am thinking in my brains, "I want to call you Cardy. You are not my eminent anything." But I didn't call him Cardy out loud. I am SUCH a spaz... Then he left and I had another conversation with my Peter-Brain which constisted of:

Me: ZOMG...A cardinal...that is so much cooler than a monk!!!!
Peter: HIDE ME!
Me: Peter, you're not a REAL ex-priest, he doesn't know you.
Peter: .....shut up.

Weirdest day at work ever.