It's only forever...not long at all...

[artemisofluna]

Leah and I are watching The Labyrinth and she turned to me in complete horror and said, "....do you know what?! ...in a few years? They're going to remake this."

And then she almost cried. And my childhood broke.

We decided the only way it would be okay is if Johnny Depp plays Jareth (ohhhhhhhh yyyeeeeaaahhhhh). And then Leah horrified me by saying Miley Cyrus would be Sarah and the Goblins would all be CGI.

I would DIE. Leave my childhood alone!

(Jennifer Connolly was so my first girlcrush. Followed by Gabrielle Anwar in Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken so I squealed when she was in The Tudors... Awwww, childhood!)

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

HOGGLE IS HOGGLE'S FRIEND.

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

FRIEND!? Sarah? Sarah FRIEND!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

LARA FRIEND!

(Hey lady! It's against the rules to throw other people's heads!)

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

OH HAI THREE!!!

(SMELL BAAAADDDD!)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Lucy Lawless will kick your arse no matter her hair colour :D

(Hoggle? What had you done?)

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

That's darn right!!

(Sarah, why are you eating rohypnol?)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

(*cackles*)

AS THE WOOOOORLD FALLS DOOOOOWN!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

OH FUCK ME JARETH. YOU MAY KEEP ME AS YOUR GOBLIN QUEEN AND I WILL WORSHIP YOUR SPECIAL BALLS.

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU DIDN'T EAT THE ROHYPNOLED PEACHYNECTARINEPLUM! Watch it or you'll end up in the garbage pile omg.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

DO NOT WANT.

Into Jareth's pants: DO WANT.

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

CRAZY DUMP WITCH!! She likes your pencil box.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

*whimper*

But I'm not a coward? And my senses are keen? THEN I SHALL FIGHT ANYONE! ANYWHERE! ANYTIME!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

I'LL PLACE THE SKY WITHIN YOUR EYES!!!

[hysteria74.livejournal.com]

Dear God noooooooo. There'd better not be a re-make of this classic movie. What is wrong with Hollywood. Havent they learnt from the Fame remake how much money they loose by remaking movies? Fame, Footloose, Katate Kid (no no no no) and now possible Labryinth?? Crap! Crap!!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

I don't know if one is planned! We just became horrified at the thought that someone MIGHT because they seem to be doing tit to EVERYTHING. It HURTS ME! Why can't people just watch the original? If they remade To Kill a Mockingbird I would feel the same way. Gregory Peck IS Atticus Finch.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

If they remade To Kill a Mockingbird

D:

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

I KNOW I KNOW THEY'D BETTER NOT

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

I'D BE RATHER NOT PLEASED.

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

Oh god that sounds awful D: (especially Leah's horror-casting pick. I think Miley's adorable as herself but my god she can't even act as herself, so bad.)

But David Bowie <3 it wouldn't be Labyrinth without Bowie!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Who's trendy enough at the moment to be Jareth? I couldn't think! Maybe Alexander Skarsgard? I'M NOT UP WITH THE YOUNG'NS!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHAHHAHA Erik as Jareth. OMFG.

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

Pfft I don't know!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

Rodrigo Santaro. Not...just because I want to see him in tight pants. Sure he doesn't fit the part, but he fits the pants mmmmmmm.

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

I never look at Jim Carrey in this photo.


eta: OH HELLO.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

AHAHAHAH, Paula mocks you, Rico.

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

Did you see my edit :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

asdfghjkl;

When Paula goes evil she plans to hit that. (That was a very good part of Charlie's Angels.)

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

Oh YESSSSSSS!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

I would cry so hard. David Bowie IS The Labyrinth. Right down to his impressively-stuffed trousers.

[sancta-terra.livejournal.com]

And who doesn't love his impressively-stuffed trousers? ♥

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

CRAZY PEOPLE, THAT'S WHO!!!

[wootduosmaster.livejournal.com]

Random note: Is it cool if I come by and grab my harddrives tonight after work? It'd be around 8 :3

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

It's cool with me :D I stole so many movies, thank you!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

Yep!

[arklan.livejournal.com]

she's in tudors? ...in ... corsets? GUH. (i love her in burn notice.)

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

She is :D She play the king's sister! And she marries the hottie Henry Cavill/Charles Brandon.