It's not a cry you can hear at night, it's not somebody who's seen the light...

Alison is the most horrifying person in the world. She stated that she could gross me out easier than I could gross her out, which I didn't even bother to argue with her because I am remarkably easy to gross out (just say the word 'toes' and you got me because gross gross ew) but she managed to gross out Leah.

No context, but believe me, it was memorable. And talking about bogeys.

Also, Simon Amstell's comedy show Do Nothing makes me grin. Watching him ramble on for an hour about anything is a pleasure, but when it includes him saying he loves boys who are thinner and more vulnerable than he is (which is saying something as he looks like this), talking about his rampant crush on Jared Leto and lines like "I do rather like Jesus, because who is more thin and vulnerable than he is?!" makes for a hell of a show. And he managed to round it all off in a lovely way. And make Leah nearly choke when he talked about meeting the person who had played younger Jared Leto and then having that person offer to show him a sex scene from the movie on his iPhone and it all being too much because it was too close to 'The Dream'.

Why did I kill you in role play, Simon Amstell? Why?