Someone give her a cheeseburger!

First things first, My Lewi is getting published!! Because he's superbrilliant ;) Everybody say YEEAAHHHHH!

Lewi and I went to see The Lovely Bones last night, and I did rather like it. I do have a complaint, however. Rachel Weisz and I have to have a little chat. The woman used to be sexy. She had curves. Curves of mmmmmm. Seriously. Exhibit 1 Exhibit 2 (although you can SEE the photo shopping here which means she's even curvier than that)

( SO EXPLAIN THIS TO ME BECAUSE ARGH WHY!? )

That photo doesn't even QUITE do it justice because she's standing with her 'hip' out. In most of the movie, she looked sicklier and skinnier than that. She did NOT look like the main character's mother, she looked like her older sister because CLEARLY someone with that body is FOURTEEN YEARS OLD MY GOD!

Rachel. You used to make me so happy. You were beautiful and proud and good on you. Why why why?!

Someone give her a cheeseburger!

First things first, My Lewi is getting published!! Because he's superbrilliant ;) Everybody say YEEAAHHHHH!

Lewi and I went to see The Lovely Bones last night, and I did rather like it. I do have a complaint, however. Rachel Weisz and I have to have a little chat. The woman used to be sexy. She had curves. Curves of mmmmmm. Seriously. Exhibit 1 Exhibit 2 (although you can SEE the photo shopping here which means she's even curvier than that)

( SO EXPLAIN THIS TO ME BECAUSE ARGH WHY!? )

That photo doesn't even QUITE do it justice because she's standing with her 'hip' out. In most of the movie, she looked sicklier and skinnier than that. She did NOT look like the main character's mother, she looked like her older sister because CLEARLY someone with that body is FOURTEEN YEARS OLD MY GOD!

Rachel. You used to make me so happy. You were beautiful and proud and good on you. Why why why?!

They're totally grownups

Sometimes I re-read things, and they make me laugh so loud it hurts my throat...

Peter sighed and he wiped at his tears. "I'm just...afraid. Of what the next thing will be. Because there's always a next thing. A demon, or a werewolf or a stupid blond angel who won't leave me alone. Brain tumours and Templar and diabetes and you're going to have this baby soon...little Lauren...and I'm absolutely fucking terrified that you'll...you know...die again."

"I only died for like 3 minutes last time! That's hardly dying at all! You died for 5 days. You died way more than me!" Aly protested.

I love it when my characters are petty :D

EDIT: AHAHHAA So Peter was crying on his journal and the ink got on his cheek. "Me too! Just a second." Aly leaned back and then she did the stereotypical 'mother licking the handkerchief' thing, only without a handkerchief. She licked her thumb and rubbed the ink from Peter's cheek. And he blinked in surprise.

"Did you just lick me!?" He squeaked.

"Yes. You had 'ignorant masses' on you." Aly explained. I crack myself up.

They're totally grownups

Sometimes I re-read things, and they make me laugh so loud it hurts my throat...

Peter sighed and he wiped at his tears. "I'm just...afraid. Of what the next thing will be. Because there's always a next thing. A demon, or a werewolf or a stupid blond angel who won't leave me alone. Brain tumours and Templar and diabetes and you're going to have this baby soon...little Lauren...and I'm absolutely fucking terrified that you'll...you know...die again."

"I only died for like 3 minutes last time! That's hardly dying at all! You died for 5 days. You died way more than me!" Aly protested.

I love it when my characters are petty :D

EDIT: AHAHHAA So Peter was crying on his journal and the ink got on his cheek. "Me too! Just a second." Aly leaned back and then she did the stereotypical 'mother licking the handkerchief' thing, only without a handkerchief. She licked her thumb and rubbed the ink from Peter's cheek. And he blinked in surprise.

"Did you just lick me!?" He squeaked.

"Yes. You had 'ignorant masses' on you." Aly explained. I crack myself up.