I OFFICIALLY HATE MOST MEN. If you are not gay or Lewi, or...you know...on my friends list, then right now, I do not like you.

Really, I don't like the testosterone-fuelled, d-bags which seem to populate Christchurch after 9PM.

If I am crossing a street, which was EMPTY and then you speed out into it from around a corner, nearly killing me, when I dart out of the way, do not STOP and loudly blare your horn at ME since you were the person breaking the fucking law. And DO NOT scream "FUCK YOU" and me when I did nothing wrong and am still catching my breath from thinking I was going to be run over.

And when my housemate yells at you, DON'T stop the car and back up as if you're going to come get us for being freaked out for doing nothing wrong.

You are a complete, mother fucking asshole.

And then the bus was filled with guys who thought they were awesome, which isn't bad and usually I would think it was hilarious, but tonight I just find it off-putting.

And THIS is why I like women. Augh.

From: [identity profile] artemisofluna.livejournal.com


You're a hot one too, OOOHHHHHHHH YEAAAHHHHHH! *pelvic thrusts*

Do you see what I did there? I'm a testosteroney guy, mansplaining to you.

From: [identity profile] halfbloodme.livejournal.com


See I thought it was because women are completely and utterly sexy and so damn gorgeous and..... *goes to stare at Kate Mulgrew and Amanda Tapping*

Sorry what was I saying?

From: [identity profile] halfbloodme.livejournal.com


Seriously I am totally in my I don't care about anything but hot looking women phase again... wait that's always....

Oh yeah and I'm over 13,000 words into a new story where Kate Mulgrew is the inspiration for the looks of one of the characters.

From: [identity profile] artemisofluna.livejournal.com


I am still kind of attracted to men, but this would be the main reason why I am not interested in being with one again!

AWESOME!
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From: [identity profile] ajat.livejournal.com


I'm entirely glad that no one got hurt because of these sorts of Friday night drink related bad driving *Hugs*
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