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Stop. Sneezing.
No really. You're losing IQ this way.
Evidenced by my panicking because something weird was beside me. It's a shirt. OH NOES, WARDROBE!!! Stupid...7 in the morning. Can't sleep. If I lie down, my nose betrays me, and I can't breathe. I can not stand that feeling. It freaks me out. I can sleep sitting up, FFS.
Also, about an hour ago, there was a bang and then a TERRIFYING SOUND like something yowling from THE UNDERWORLD and I FREAKED OUT. I jumped so much my laptop almost fell off my lap. And then I called for Ariadne and she didn't come. I shook her treats, and she didn't come. I was absolutely certain that a Hellbeast had eaten my kitten (my touch with reality is thin at the best of times, and now I am sick and sleep deprived, so yes, I am being actually serious right now...) and I started tearing the room apart to find her. She was behind the curtain, staring out the window at Yoko, the kitty from next door. Who apparently makes the same sounds when she sees Ariadne, as Lewis makes when he's having a nightmare and screams in his sleep. A sort of blood-curdling, howl from hell, intermingled with a death rattle/shriek.
Honestly, the most frightening thing I have heard, ever. This is the birth of Heart Attack Kitteh, cousin to Heart Attack Pigeon.
And Yoko is a lovely kitty! I'm just grateful that sound did not come out of my tiny widdle princess. I picked her up to take her away from the Hellbeast, and she jumped out of my arms and scrambled back to look out the window again. So I know where I stand!
Staying up all night isn't good for your brain, but I did eat chips, chicken nuggets, and watch Spaced! :D
No really. You're losing IQ this way.
Evidenced by my panicking because something weird was beside me. It's a shirt. OH NOES, WARDROBE!!! Stupid...7 in the morning. Can't sleep. If I lie down, my nose betrays me, and I can't breathe. I can not stand that feeling. It freaks me out. I can sleep sitting up, FFS.
Also, about an hour ago, there was a bang and then a TERRIFYING SOUND like something yowling from THE UNDERWORLD and I FREAKED OUT. I jumped so much my laptop almost fell off my lap. And then I called for Ariadne and she didn't come. I shook her treats, and she didn't come. I was absolutely certain that a Hellbeast had eaten my kitten (my touch with reality is thin at the best of times, and now I am sick and sleep deprived, so yes, I am being actually serious right now...) and I started tearing the room apart to find her. She was behind the curtain, staring out the window at Yoko, the kitty from next door. Who apparently makes the same sounds when she sees Ariadne, as Lewis makes when he's having a nightmare and screams in his sleep. A sort of blood-curdling, howl from hell, intermingled with a death rattle/shriek.
Honestly, the most frightening thing I have heard, ever. This is the birth of Heart Attack Kitteh, cousin to Heart Attack Pigeon.
And Yoko is a lovely kitty! I'm just grateful that sound did not come out of my tiny widdle princess. I picked her up to take her away from the Hellbeast, and she jumped out of my arms and scrambled back to look out the window again. So I know where I stand!
Staying up all night isn't good for your brain, but I did eat chips, chicken nuggets, and watch Spaced! :D
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Oh honey you and me both got no sleep last night.
However in my early morning cat story it was I who made the Dreadful Noise. I was lying in my bed while Jen was getting nekkid in her room when the security light popped on which is a sure sign one of the fat ass cats that live around here has slinked into our porch to sleep on the outside armchairs. I dislike it very much when this happens especially when I am sleep deprived as the first thought to go through my head is "omgcrazypantskilleronloosegoingtomurderusinourbeds" which luckily has so far not been the case. Anyhoo my favourite thing to do is to make a godawful sound to scare the cat away. Its great fun watching them elevate and accelerate. So I put on my glasses and peeked out the window to see a HUGE fat ginger tom sitting on his fat ass and licking it. I just about lost it but managed to let off a semi-respectable yell, watch him vamoose then collapsed on my bed giggling madly.
Now I really really should get some sleep. 12 hours without is quite enough. Sorry for hijacking your journal
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It is uncool and here I am awake again because I SLEPT ALL DAY LONG ffffff.
HAHHAHA oh dear! Cats! Such troublemakers!!
And you can hijack my journal any time :D