Australia officially hates me

[artemisofluna]

I am back in Australia and once again I cannot breathe. Had an attack LITERALLY the second I stepped off the plane. I didn't have a SINGLE problem in Christchurch if you don't count the attack triggered by the Twigging Smoking Girl and that doesn't count because it could have happened anywhere. SO. Clearly Australia is like "Okay, go away now." :P.

And now I paraphrase rip Circe off directly (Thanks, Cath!) We had Mexican Cafe times, showed her the entirely of The Mighty Boosh, lay in the Gardens and dozed in the sun, shopped for sensible grown up house things, jumped all over beds that didn't belong to us, consumed our weight in popcorn, and failed to find a coffee maker that suited our requirements.

Indeed we did. Indeed we did. I put one of the beds on lay by, which made me feel all grown up GO ME. And that nap in the sun was a delicious three-way snuggle of wonder. Which made tourists gape.

:D

And now I am roasting in the stupid heat and pining for my girlies of LOVE!

"BRANDONNNNN!! WHYYYYYY!?!?!"

Comments

[treacleangel.livejournal.com]

Ugh yucky Australian air. So mean to your poor respiratory tract.

Also that wasn't paraphrasing you did. That was a direct quote. Reference appropriately please or face the consequences.

OMG LESBIANS IN THE PARK!?!

HE HAS CURLY HAIR!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

IT IS! I think the shock of coming back to thirty degree weather at 8 in the morning made my lungs go "ABANDON SHIP, THIS IS WHACK!" Stupid, sunbaked country!

Well yes...that is true. For I am well ashamed.

Naughty lesbians of cuddle. I'm sure that is the FIRST TIME EVER it has happened... :D

[slothphil.livejournal.com]

I'd note, to be fair, that Christchurch can do about 30 degrees at midnight if it really wants.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

[citation needed]?

[treacleangel.livejournal.com]

You didn't say damn to complete that sentence ^_^

Australia is indeed a silly sunbaked country.

You should be ashamed of yourself. You have degree. Is that how you got it? By plagarism and never being caught?

Naughty lesbain cuddles in the park involving three filthy lesbos have never happened in the whole history of the world! Did you not know that?

[treacleangel.livejournal.com]

HA!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have no doubt!! But I'm allergic to apparently a gabillion things here, and by 10 it had reached 36. Which BLAH!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

PS, it was nice to meet you! :D

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

Awww, DAMN!

So hoooooot :(

I ADMIT NOTHING! I was totally just still in the midst of typing up my bibliography!! ....*shifty eyes*

WE ARE LESBIAN PIONEERS?! RAWK!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

CITE THIS!

Now imagine some kind of rude gesture, otherwise that is a fairly empty phrase I just typed... :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

mIIn

That was the closest I could make to flipping the bird.

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

Ahahhaha Awesome :D

[potatoeangel.livejournal.com]

Ha, Lesbians in the Park sounds like Christmas in the Park ^_^

[potatoeangel.livejournal.com]

You put a bed on LAY by, bwahah, good one!

[treacleangel.livejournal.com]

Flipping the bird with letters?! Did you think that up yourself or pinch it from somewhere on your internet travels.

[treacleangel.livejournal.com]

Oh well spotted, M'Jen. I totes didn't even notice. We should have crowned you the Queen of Dad Jokes, except this one is alittle like a Dirty Uncle Joke.

[treacleangel.livejournal.com]

Yes in 10 years its going to be huge all the 11 year olds will be doing it.

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

AHHAHAH I laughed!!

LJ wouldn't load the 'Down with Ronan Keating' photo, so I'll post them tomorrow!

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

IT IS LIKE CHRISTMAS! ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_honeyspider/]

If I'd pinched it from somewhere it probably would have ended up actually looking like fingers... This experiment was a FAIL.