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There's a man at the cafe downstairs who has a rather unique accent. He's incredibly cheerful and always friendly, but most of the time I can't understand him and that makes me really nervous. Social situations, you know... He's from an Eastern European country...you know, previously part of the USSR but not Russia. I do not know which part and if he told me I think I would have a hard time understanding what he meant, which makes me feel bad because he's so lovely!
Anyway, apparently last week Joanne asked for a coke and he asked, in his loud and jolly voice, "DO YOU WANT A BIG COCK OR A SMALL COCK?!" because apparently in his accent Coke=cock. Now I wasn't there last week, and I had never experienced this because I drink Pepsi.
Until today.
Me: "I'd like a Pepsi Max, please."
He wandered away to search the fridge and he came back. "No Pepsi. 'sall gone! You want a cock!? 'snice cock! You know you want a cock!"
Me: ".... nothanks"
Turns out there was Pepsi Max anyway, he was just looking in the wrong fridge. Still, the entire cafe heard this and died laughing. Me? I just died.
EDIT: And a student just sent in an email that said
"Dear Lisa,
sorry for my stupid."
AWESOME.
Anyway, apparently last week Joanne asked for a coke and he asked, in his loud and jolly voice, "DO YOU WANT A BIG COCK OR A SMALL COCK?!" because apparently in his accent Coke=cock. Now I wasn't there last week, and I had never experienced this because I drink Pepsi.
Until today.
Me: "I'd like a Pepsi Max, please."
He wandered away to search the fridge and he came back. "No Pepsi. 'sall gone! You want a cock!? 'snice cock! You know you want a cock!"
Me: ".... nothanks"
Turns out there was Pepsi Max anyway, he was just looking in the wrong fridge. Still, the entire cafe heard this and died laughing. Me? I just died.
EDIT: And a student just sent in an email that said
"Dear Lisa,
sorry for my stupid."
AWESOME.
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"DO YOU WANT A COCK?! ISSA NICE COCK, ALISON! I HAVE A BIG COCK AND A SMALL COCK, ALISON! WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?!"
OMFG I am so funny.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY NICE MEDIUM SIZED COCKS? I DON'T WANT TO OVERDO IT!
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I WILL HAVE TO LOOK IN THE FRIDGE WHERE I KEEP THEM!
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We have cock in the fridge here. I guess you will put pepsi in there when you are over ^_^
I wish more people apologised for their stupid.
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So do I. That's certainly a first, right there!
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THAT COCK WOULD BE MUCH BETTER THAN A PEPSI
MORE REFRESHING
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...LIKE MINE :D /creeper
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