Gentlemen, this is how it's done

[artemisofluna]

Lara: "That sausage roll smells funny. Or maybe it's me!"
Lewi: "Maybe."
Lara: "OI! Are you saying I smell funny?!"
Lewi: "Well I'm not supposed to disagree with you."
Lara: "....well played..."

(I smell like lilacs and hair dye :( )