We were watching Being Human earlier and my housemates had this conversation-

Leah: "Alison, do you know what's about to happen? We're about to watch Aiden Turner have sex! That'll make everything better."

Alison: "I did a really gross burp earlier and I almost threw up."

Leah: "...I liked my story better."

And then we watched Shawshank Redemption and Alison had never seen it before. She is currently bawling on her chair. She said, "I am going to bottle my tears and send them to Stephen King!"

I might have laughed very hard about that. She is amazing.

From: [identity profile] artemisofluna.livejournal.com


"YOU MEAN THEY EXPECT US TO LOOK AT THE TELEVISION LISTINGS EVERYDAY? I REALLY WANTED TO WATCH THAT! MY LIFE IS OVER!"

This show. This show.

"You saved me!" "You saved me too." YOU GUYS!

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"THERE! I'M DOING THE DISHES! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!"

♥ them all FOREVER.

*combusts at their love*

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My copy and paste powers!


Mitchell: George do you wanna watch The Real Hustle?
George: Oh I would really like that Mitchell. [to Annie] Women - think you're such authorities, like the way you deal with emotion is the only way.
Mitchell: It's not on!
George: Er, Yeah it is, it's on at 10:30.
Mitchell: No they moved it.
George: They-what?! No, you're kidding me?!
Mitchell: Oh I don't believe it!
George: No I was looking forward to that.
Mitchell: 10:30 Thursdays; that's 'Real Hustle time'. A fucking child knows that!
George: Could I just not have one good thing in my life...?
Mitchell: ...it just drives me insane when they move things around...
George: ...don't I deserve it, don't I deserve one bloody crumb of happiness?
Mitchell: ...this is so... what, so we're supposed to check every week! Like we don't have anything else to do! Is it our responsibility? Why's it down to us?!
George: I saw a preview, they were going to do a con about cashpoints.
Mitchell: Really? [George nods] I would have loved that. You bastards! Argh!! [Mitchell walks into the kitchen as George sobs, Mitchell walks back wearing Marigolds] There, I'll do the washing-up! Is everyone happy now?

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YAY


"Could I just not have one good thing in my life...?"

Oh boys. You ridiculous boys!
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