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...my housemate is hyper. She is acting like the cat when she goes mad! It's amazing.
IJ is down and I'm goin' nuts. Today was interesting anyway because I got a Christmas card in the mail from my dad and I am trying to decide how to respond. We'll see. But I had no RP to distract me. Instead I watched Encino Man and talked about utter bollocks with Simon who was kind enough not to say "Lara, what the CRAP are you on about?" because he's awesome like that.
And now, because I was uploading photos to Facebook and I found an old one from my birthday this past year which made me laugh my tits off, here, have that photo and a new one from a few days ago.
I just like being on the beach in a Joy Division t-shirt. It makes me happy. And GOD I'm pale.
When I ruin photos, I go for the gold.
IJ is down and I'm goin' nuts. Today was interesting anyway because I got a Christmas card in the mail from my dad and I am trying to decide how to respond. We'll see. But I had no RP to distract me. Instead I watched Encino Man and talked about utter bollocks with Simon who was kind enough not to say "Lara, what the CRAP are you on about?" because he's awesome like that.
And now, because I was uploading photos to Facebook and I found an old one from my birthday this past year which made me laugh my tits off, here, have that photo and a new one from a few days ago.
I just like being on the beach in a Joy Division t-shirt. It makes me happy. And GOD I'm pale.
When I ruin photos, I go for the gold.
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(Of course I remembered because of the PB choice!)
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(AWESOME!)
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bas·tard
/ˈbæstərd/ Show Spelled[bas-terd] Show IPA
–noun
1.
a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.
2.
Slang .
a.
a vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked person: Some bastard slashed the tires on my car.
b.
a person, esp. a man: The poor bastard broke his leg.
3.
something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.
4.
bastard culverin.
–adjective
5.
illegitimate in birth.
6.
spurious; not genuine; false: The architecture was bastard Gothic.
7.
of abnormal or irregular shape or size; of unusual make or proportions: bastard quartz; bastard mahogany.
8.
having the appearance of; resembling in some degree: a bastard Michelangelo; bastard emeralds.
9.
Printing . (of a character) not of the font in which it is used or found.
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Origin:
1250–1300; ME < AF bastard, ML bastardus (from 11th century), perh. < Gmc (Ingvaeonic) *bāst-, presumed var. of *bōst- marriage + OF -ard -ard, taken as signifying the offspring of a polygynous marriage to a woman of lower status, a pagan tradition not sanctioned by the church; cf. OFris bost marriage < Gmc *bandstu-, a n. deriv. of IE *bhendh- bind; the traditional explanation of OF bastard as deriv. of fils de bast “child of a packsaddle” is doubtful on chronological and geographical grounds
—Synonyms
6. fake, imitation, imperfect, sham, irregular, phony.
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It's all true!
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YOU ARE A LIAR!
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(I had to actually go see the post to remember what this was.)
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AHem. LIES I LOVE YOU