A lovely example of workplace behaviour

[artemisofluna]

Dear Poopoohead,

Oh, it is so on.

I will use the milk to make my oaties if I want and you can KISS MY GRITS! Except no, because I want to eat them and if you kissed them I'd be all D:

You're probably the meaniemoo who stole all my Ovaltine. I'll get you. Just you wait. I have spies everywhere. Well...Lisa and Cassie. BUT THEY ARE ON TO YOU! YOU PROBABLY STOLE MY MUG TOO! AND MY FORK which I am absolutely, positively, mostly sure I didn't accidentally throw out. Oh no. It was you, you smug, little, Ovaltine-stealer. And when you least expect it, I am going to steal something of yours. Like your paper clips. Or I will staple allllll your papers together and then steal your clawey remover-staplesy-thing! HAHAHA!

JUST YOU WAAAIITTTTTTT!

*shifty eyes*

Observationally Yours,

Lara

Comments

[toley-elf.livejournal.com]

I approve of this plan as long as it's their stapler you are using also. :)

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

OH IT WILL BE! :D

[sora-vandel.livejournal.com]

hehe.
I heart you.
:D

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

I LOVE BEING HEARTED! But not having my Ovaltine stolen, obviously ;)

[treacleangel.livejournal.com]

What happened?

Good luch on your covert operation.

[artemisofluna.livejournal.com]

I left my Ovaltine in the tea room and over half of it mysteriously disappeared. And my mug went missing when I was on holiday. And then I get greasy looks because I used milk to make oatmeal. Ah, office polotics :D

THANKS! So far we think 'nun who never smiles' is responsible, at least in part, for the Ovaltine theft. But, see, I can't quantify stapling all of her papers together.

...she's a nun.