The casino is evil. I refuse to go there (not becuase of the gambling, it's the crowds and the atmosphere and the parking and... eeew)
You did way better than I would've. Re-written for 'me' script would've involved panicking at baloon lateness, hyperventalating in the car park, several ranty phonecalls, palpitations at taking the wrong exit, crying while driving, and then pulling over and possibly blubbing into the scary hookers bosom...
And hookers, gee, keen! I mean, does 'looking at your melways' these days mean some kind of code for what lewd sexual act you would like to perform?
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Date: 2009-05-30 02:09 pm (UTC)The casino is evil. I refuse to go there (not becuase of the gambling, it's the crowds and the atmosphere and the parking and... eeew)
You did way better than I would've. Re-written for 'me' script would've involved panicking at baloon lateness, hyperventalating in the car park, several ranty phonecalls, palpitations at taking the wrong exit, crying while driving, and then pulling over and possibly blubbing into the scary hookers bosom...
And hookers, gee, keen! I mean, does 'looking at your melways' these days mean some kind of code for what lewd sexual act you would like to perform?
No, really, I'm curious...